Steel City StandardThe trusted voice of your great town since 1989. Satire, obviously.https://steelcitystandard.com/Call us.https://steelcitystandard.com/story/call-us/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/call-us/Urgent Special ReportWed, 30 Sep 2026 10:52:00 GMTSpecial ReportsNEWCASTLE ROYALTY, HEROES DESERVE TICKETS TO GRAND FINALhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/royalty-heroes/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/royalty-heroes/Urgent Special ReportWed, 30 Sep 2026 09:30:00 GMTSpecial ReportsOI! SORT IT OUT BOYS, NOW.https://steelcitystandard.com/story/sort-it-out/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/sort-it-out/Grand Final WeekWed, 30 Sep 2026 08:05:00 GMTGrand Final WeekLocal bloke ticketless even though his Dad played to 1997 Grand Final Victoryhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/local-bloke-ticketless/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/local-bloke-ticketless/Grand Final WeekWed, 30 Sep 2026 06:40:00 GMTGrand Final WeekVICTORY FEED REVIEW: Filthy, but fuck its yumhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/victory-feed-review/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/victory-feed-review/Grand Final WeekWed, 30 Sep 2026 03:15:00 GMTVictory FeedGuy who owns 1,000 local houses or something yet to paint one red and bluehttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/thousand-houses/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/thousand-houses/Grand Final WeekTue, 29 Sep 2026 23:20:00 GMTGrand Final WeekPASH BASH 2026: Kinga’s announced as partner venue for floating Knight clubhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/pash-bash/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/pash-bash/Grand Final WeekTue, 29 Sep 2026 10:10:00 GMTGrand Final WeekLocals seek urgent update about when icon & DJ @just.bonnie.anne will make the only acceptable choicehttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/bonnie-anne/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/bonnie-anne/Grand Final WeekTue, 29 Sep 2026 07:45:00 GMTGrand Final WeekWOOF: iconic Tap Dogs said to be in emergency talks to step in as Grand Final entertainment, V’Landy’s quotes Bootmen (2000) “When you don’t know your next step... improvise.”https://steelcitystandard.com/story/tap-dogs/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/tap-dogs/Grand Final WeekTue, 29 Sep 2026 04:30:00 GMTGrand Final WeekConditions, turbulence in Lord Mayor’s Singapore departure blamed for delay in Newcastle Grand Final ‘live site’ revealhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/lord-mayor-singapore/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/lord-mayor-singapore/Grand Final WeekTue, 29 Sep 2026 00:05:00 GMTGrand Final WeekBREAKING: K-foot, f.k.a H-foot resurfaces, authorities at Nobbys Lighthousehttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/k-foot/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/k-foot/Grand Final WeekMon, 28 Sep 2026 09:50:00 GMTGrand Final WeekOf course nicest bloke on the field who didn’t mean to hurt prodigal son nepo kitten allowed to play first Knights grand final in quarter century, instead of being sentenced to a 4 game ban for snapped match stick ankleshttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/nicest-bloke/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/nicest-bloke/Grand Final WeekMon, 28 Sep 2026 06:20:00 GMTGrand Final WeekSydney’s Bogong Moth cyclone final nail in the coffin for Roosters Trophyhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/bogong-moth/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/bogong-moth/Grand Final WeekMon, 28 Sep 2026 02:00:00 GMTGrand Final WeekHOLY GRAIL: kneel before the crown, hallowed be thy Knightshttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/holy-grail/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/holy-grail/Grand Final WeekSun, 27 Sep 2026 21:30:00 GMTGrand Final WeekPILGRIMAGE: Secret Novocastrian’s spotted coming home for honourhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/pilgrimage/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/pilgrimage/Grand Final WeekSun, 27 Sep 2026 08:15:00 GMTGrand Final WeekMY HEART WILL GO ON: Tickets on sale for ride on the Pasha to the Grand Finalhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/pasha-tickets/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/pasha-tickets/Grand Final WeekSun, 27 Sep 2026 04:40:00 GMTGrand Final Week1 MILLION BEERS: announced as city’s official grand final sponsorhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/million-beers/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/million-beers/Grand Final WeekSun, 27 Sep 2026 00:10:00 GMTGrand Final WeekGeoscience Australia investigating Seismic activity after Knah fans staunch storehttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/geoscience/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/geoscience/Grand Final WeekSat, 26 Sep 2026 09:25:00 GMTGrand Final WeekPAGING MISS KIM: Big Dog takes night shift, gives urgent warninghttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/paging-miss-kim/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/paging-miss-kim/Grand Final WeekSat, 26 Sep 2026 05:00:00 GMTGrand Final WeekLocals demand return of the Seaplane to Sydney in honour of the Grand Finalhttps://steelcitystandard.com/story/seaplane/https://steelcitystandard.com/story/seaplane/Grand Final WeekFri, 25 Sep 2026 23:45:00 GMTGrand Final Week