Trains leaving the station

GRAND FINAL WEEK

Fast tracking high speed rail seems like fair enough 2nd spot prize

KNIGHTS NETWORK: Minnsy, Craks, boys we are struggling here to think of ways to lift the city’s solemn spirits as we all wonder where we would be today, has the 3 day grand final gala started on Sunday.

Grand Final Week

Having a fast train on the tracks seems like an acceptable consolation gift, maybe even a silver medal prize.

As the city looks inward to figure out how the last week of magic will be recreated, us over here at the Steel City Standard wonder who will first emerge as our knight in shining armour to give us all something to look forward to.

Satire, obviously.The Steel City Standard is a satirical publication. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact.

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