GRAND FINAL WEEK
We will "recycle" these if no one's using them
THINK OF THE ENVIRONMENT: As the dust settles on an extremely depressing week for the city, it dawned on the Steel City Standard team that there are at least 2000 cardboard cut outs of Ponga’s head sitting in corners of sharehouses around our great city.
Being a responsible publication, concerned about the “Environment”, we will “responsibly recycle” any of these you might have laying around.
Think of the dolphins, and Mother Nature!
You can drop your “waste” to our team at our 24/7 collection site which has been set up in that dark alley between the new Marketown carpark and the Aldi carpark. If you see the NEX, you’ve gone too far. Think closer to Heidi’s down that sus alley no one ever really dares wander.
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Satire, obviously.The Steel City Standard is a satirical publication. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact.
