GRAND FINAL WEEK
Town urged to get an energy drink & take a leaf out of these boys books
I DON’T DRINK COFFEE: Newcastle has been urged to seriously bin the dead vibe sweeping this city this week, and act properly given the weekend is now only two sleep away.
Urgent enquiries are underway to locate the brunette and ginger souls of our city, Mr Caramel Latte and Sir I prefer energy drinks, in the flesh, to revive local spirits.
Come on Newy, if these boys could throw up their biceps in a move that could make even the rock of Gibraltar flinch, so can we.
The boys in red and blue didn’t say ‘our time’ until we all sook around the grand final, there’s still 2.5 left of 2026 that ought a bit of pop-eye, Beau knows Newcastle, style saving.
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