GRAND FINAL WEEK
Forces deployed as 130 hour defence of Kingdom begins
KAHN SOLIDERS:
Early this morning the first battalion of armour laden Kingdom defenders were deployed and assumed their battle positions.
Blown ins are warned that the army, tasked with defending the Kingdom as well as the values and spirit of this city, and are ordered to take immediate action against even the quietest whisper of blasphemy against the Knights or the town, as they prepare for Sunday’s history making match.
It’s understood Billy Coffey @Billycoachcoff is appointed the brigade’s Commander in Chief #defendthekingdom #newcastleknights #newy #newcastle
Satire, obviously.The Steel City Standard is a satirical publication. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact.
