A man in a floral shirt and sunglasses sitting on a pink flamingo pool float, beside a phone chat screen showing short messages.

GRAND FINAL WEEK

Hendo too busy flogging around to give us a ring

Grand Final Week

WE HAVEN’T GOT ALL DAY:
Local Flamingo lover isn’t able to pick up the phone for a quick chat, after taking the Steel City Standards extremely clever, but very vanilla dig, and deciding to run off into a marketing stunt.

Hendo, you know you weren’t clever enough to spot the marketing and growth opportunity for your otherwise dead flopped metrics which was caused by the Knights generational run (even though the whole fucken thing is about the city and community, sponsorships and brand deals be damned).

Are you going to put your money where your mouth is, or at least, your phone?

Actions speak louder than words big boy.
#newcastle #newy #steelcity

Satire, obviously.The Steel City Standard is a satirical publication. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact.

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