Grand Final Week
HOLY GRAIL: kneel before the crown, hallowed be thy Knights
HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN:
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on the pitch, as it is in heaven.
This Masthead is receiving reports that the masses are descending on the Obelisk to observe a Knightly prayer.
As at this late night bulletin, the hum of their chants are heard across the city:
“Kneel before the crown, thy premiership come.” #newcastle #newy #newcastleknights
Satire, obviously.The Steel City Standard is a satirical publication. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact.
