A cartoon chicken in a knight's helmet painted on the base of a white lighthouse.

Grand Final Week

BREAKING: K-foot, f.k.a H-foot resurfaces, authorities at Nobbys Lighthouse

Grand Final Week

DEVELOPING STORY: the Standard hears that authorities are on the scene at Nobby’s Lighthouse after the city awoke this morning to a much needed break to local legend Hfoot’s dry spell, to a new and improved iteration of the iconic emblem: K-foot.

More to come.

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#Newcastle #Hfoot #Newy #Knights

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