Staff in red and blue striped shirts working at deep fryers in a commercial fast-food kitchen, one wearing a chainmail hood.

GRAND FINAL WEEK

NFC fires up fryers, prepares to cook some sook chooks after Sunday’s game

Grand Final Week

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO:
The Kitchen Commander-in-Chief and top chickeneers at @Newyfriedchicken (not counting HP) have doubled their staff and urgently tripled fryer capacity, as they prepare to cook up 19 sooky chookies after Sunday’s premiership.

Any true blue and red blooded local can’t have missed the fry boys valiant efforts to pump up the Knights and the city’s morale, and are now prepared to undertake the ultimate act of selflessness: Feeding the Kingdom’s starving army all weekend long.

Get it up ya Newy, rip into some chook from the Cook-in-Chief.
#newyfriedchicken #newy #newcastleknights #newcastle #newcastlensw

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