Grand Final Week
Of course nicest bloke on the field who didn’t mean to hurt prodigal son nepo kitten allowed to play first Knights grand final in quarter century, instead of being sentenced to a 4 game ban for snapped match stick ankles
SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE: Phoenix Crossland, the nicest bloke you will ever meet and star Knights player, has today learned his fate before the NRL judiciary, after he was charged over the Penrith Prince’s match stick ankle snap.
Crossland was reduced to tears upon learning the news. The decision comes as a shock to staunch Penrith fans, despite that not even Chairman Mao would issue a penalty as cruel as depriving a bloke from a sniff of the field for the first time in a quarter of a century.
The good people of Newcastle wouldn’t have such a worry, as @whatsnewinthecastle Chief Nilsso knows, our legs are made of bricks.
Despite the rhetoric of stubborn Riff backers, the people of Newcastle wish Nathan Cleary a speedy recovery and hope, eventually, his Dance Mom Dad will chill the fuck out.
#newcastle #newy #knights #panthers #sydney
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