Grand Final Week
MY HEART WILL GO ON: Tickets on sale for ride on the Pasha to the Grand Final
WHO NEEDS TRAINS WHEN YOU HAVE A BULK CARRIER: The lucky few who snagged tickets to the big Grand Final on Sunday will have the chance of a lifetime: to fuck off the train, avoid the Big Dipper, and take a joyride on Newy’s famous Pasha Bulker.
The ship, which will be renamed the “Ponga Bulker” in honour of the big day, will set sale on Sunday at 1pm.
Followers of the Standard will have access to the an exclusive presale, which unlike Ticketmaster, won’t be botched.
It is understood the vessel, after the game, will return to mooring at Wharfie, and serve as a party cruise well into the night. #newcastle #newcastleknights
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