
GRAND FINAL WEEK
ROME IS BUILT IN A DAY: Kingdom’s development royalty start urgent works on worlds largest stadium at old Steel Works
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE, DO IT YOURSELF:
Urgent construction has commenced to build the Kingdom the palace it deserves, with calls not only it become the venue for a live-screening on Monday but maybe even host the premiership here on home turf.
Tipped to be named simple “The Castle” the venue is expected to be able to seat over 800,000 people, almost double the current record holder for world’s biggest stadium.
The Steel City Standard understands that the Kingdom of Newcastle’s development, building and construction royalty decided to take matters into their own hands and build the palace, not the palais, the city needs and also revitalise the old Steel Works - guaranteeing its legacy for a millennium to come.
In a joint statement released earlier today, the City’s construction, development, production, and design Sovereigns @buildcert, @gwhnewcastle, @made_homes, @thenewystudio, and @authorconsulting, took a leaf out of town Monarch @Kalyn__Ponga’s book, saying:
“No one is going to come and get the job done for us. That is how our brave men secured their spot at the premiership last Sunday.”
“Newcastle has world class skills and businesses who can give any international jewel in the crown, a run for its money.”
“We are still waiting for the NSW Government and @chrisminnsmp to write us a cheque, and sort out the high speed rail, but even then we had no problem getting to work to complete the Kingdom and give our town the venue they not only need, but deserve.”
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