A red and blue social media story message addressed to Newcastle fans, in the middle of a collage of a band on stage, a statue of a knight and a suit of armour.

GRAND FINAL WEEK

SILVERCHAIR ANSWER TO GF SHOW: Karn but nah.

Grand Final Week

Can you boys just seriously for one night get back together we promise we will stop bothering you after that, and if you needed more convincing we are sorry but we have to say you don’t look very rusty, if @Bengillies888 is fresh enough to be giving vox populi for the Real Housewives of Melbourne then he can also pick up the stick and we respect you boys so much but @Danieljohnshq you wouldn’t have just won like 20 Aria’s and definitely don’t try to pin this on Chris_ joannou_ and not wanting to disturb his peace out at the farm in Coffs seriously the Edward’s didn’t burn down for nothing and back to you DJ listen we would understand if you just wanted to chill out up the hill but you literally restored a Delorean and called it the DanieLorean and anyway the city and the people can supply as much WD-40 as it humanly takes for you to fix your kits and give us one final show we even heard they will reopen the Cambo for it to happen you can have whatever you want plus you would make at least $50 million for two hours of your lives and even if you did sound shit we wouldn’t care because if we win the grand final we will all be off our faces anyway and its not really about the art of it, it’s about what this city is made of and that is you three so enough of the Instagram posts and book writing and speaking through representatives:

Just get up and fucken play for an hour or two would ya?

And don’t leave Those Thieving Birds off the set list either. #defendthekingdom #newy #newcastle #newcastlensw #newcastleknights

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