Screenshot of an Instagram comment reading "Can confirm the old man cannot get tickets."

Grand Final Week

OI! SORT IT OUT BOYS, NOW.

Grand Final Week

🚨EMERGENCY BROADCAST🚨 - TAG ALL THE BOYS TO COME AND SORT THIS MESS OUT.

NO KNIGHT LEFT BEHIND

@nrl @nriknights @kalyn_ponga
@ajohns74 @mattyjohnsaus

⚔️DEFEND THE KINGDOM ⚔️
@thebuttsmarn
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#Newy #Newcastle #Defendthekingdom #ourtime #nrlgrandfinal

Satire, obviously.The Steel City Standard is a satirical publication. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact.

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