URGENT SPECIAL REPORT
YEW: Johns’ back on, but will the other 15 be there to watch their legacy?
NO KNIGHT LEFT BEHIND:
Local fans were in tears of joy today to learn that after three long years, the Johns boys @ajohns74 and @mattyjohnsaus are getting the band back together (unlike the Frog Stompers).
Our reporters hearts were also warmed by that news, but couldn’t shake the feeling that the job is not yet done.
Readers of the Steel City Standard will remember that yesterday, this Masthead exclusively broke the news that not only were no special arrangements in place for the our legacy original premiership winners to attend the first Grand Final in 25 years, many of them are without a step forward.
Who will step forward and be the hero the hero our royalty needs?
READERS, BANG THE DRUM. DEFEND THE KINGDOM AND ITS VANGUARD.
#defendthekingdom #newy #nrlfinals #newcastleknights #nrlgf
Satire, obviously.The Steel City Standard is a satirical publication. The stories here are made up for a laugh and are not statements of fact.
